loose threads

a smattering of things

  • Maybe I’ll ghostwrite book titles when I grow up!

    Why Did I Decide to Do This? A memoir in infinite parts

    I Never Promised the Poems Would be Good: a memoir

    I Carried a Watermelon: dating advice from today’s premiere watermelon farmers

    Would You Like Some Context With That? A neurospicy guide to online communication

    My Heating Pad or Yours? A guide to dating in your 40s

  • floating high above
    there is
    so much below
    I am numb
    and terrified
    by the height
    and yet I do not
    ever
    want
    to
    land