• You come to bed and when you reach for me,
    hands eager and fingers searching for substance,
    a spark leaps between your skin and mine
    A loud snap and we yelp
    rubbing our stinging flesh
    your finger, the back of my arm

    -rjm
  • Maybe I’ll ghostwrite book titles when I grow up!

    Why Did I Decide to Do This? A memoir in infinite parts

    I Never Promised the Poems Would be Good: a memoir

    I Carried a Watermelon: dating advice from today’s premiere watermelon farmers

    Would You Like Some Context With That? A neurospicy guide to online communication

    My Heating Pad or Yours? A guide to dating in your 40s